leix's Journal

Grrr
I have much wrath.

I have a dress. A dress which has wine stains on it because I wore it to a party where there was jostling and wine. Not an unexpected outcome. Never fear, I think, a quick dry clean will sort that out. So off it goes to the dry cleaners where it is revealed that the cost of dry cleaning a posh dress is twenty pounds. Twenty pounds! I could practically buy a new dress for that! Grrr! And so, you think, the cause of my wrath is revealed! But no! It's worse! Having gone to the dry cleaners to pick up my dress they kindly explain to me that actually there's no chance of getting drink stains out of the fabric my dress is made from. This is the cause of my wrath. They charged me twenty pounds in the knowledge that they could not achieve what I was paying them to do. This makes me very angry indeed. Irate! Indignant! Jumping up and down and stamping my feet and shaking my fists furious! Rah! I stamp on their cheesemongering dry cleaning shop and reduce it to a pile of smouldering debris to be sniffed at by goats. Grr! Grr! So angry I have been driven to livejournal!

Dresses, pah! I sneer at their unpractical easily stained material and exorbitant dry cleaning costs. I shall now wear my dress with stains and foil the plans of the dress sellers and dry cleaners to make more money by selling rubbish products.

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